Guy: Did you cum?
Girl: Yeah babe, like three times!
win*some /ˈwinsəm/ (adj.) attractive or appealing in appearance or character
can*ny /ˈkanē/ (adj.) very clever and able to make intelligent decisions
Why Are You Single?
There's always that moment in a conversation with any guy when they say, “I’m sorry I don’t want to be offensive, but why are you single?!”